With all her tattoos, he should have worn those anti-AIDS gloves before touching her.
Me and some friends decided to go to a strip club one night for a few beers. There was some drunk sitting next to the “dance floor” when he decided to insert a finger the next time the stripper bent over in his face The gal turned around and kicked him right in the teeth and then the bouncers took over from there. It wasn’t a pretty sight.