“Ever been to the Great Lakes?”
Don’t need to as I’ve been to the real beaches of the Pacific/Atlantic Oceans and the Mediterranean Sea. I’m within a half hour of the Atlantic Ocean every day and only a few hours from Florida and North Carolina beaches.
Yeah, whatever, I’ve been to all those places. Bondi. Coronado. Waikiki. Laguna. Space Coast. 30A. On and on. The Riviera isn’t so much beaches as rocky shorelines, but they have great food, for instance.
And the Great Lakes have some wonderful sand beaches.