[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back in the Water”

- “Jaws”

It’s on the Ottawa River. Those of us near the oceans wouldn’t even consider calling anything on a lake or river a beach. We laugh at those who do. We call it going to the lake or river. The only beaches around here are at the ocean.

[FreedomPoster]

Ever been to the Great Lakes?

They have beaches. Period.

[Fightin Whitey]

Those of us near the oceans wouldn’t even consider calling anything on a lake or river a beach. We laugh at those who do.

We'll have to meet up. We laugh and kick sand in the faces of smug dipsh!ts like you.

[Dixie Yooper]

We laugh at those who do. We call it going to the lake or river. The only beaches around here are at the ocean.

If you happen to be away from the ocean and are talking to someone who mentions that they are "going to the beach", it's probably because they don't want you showing up at the same lake their favorite beach is at. And they laugh and laugh