Never, ever mess with a morbidly obese woman around food!
On the other hand, always have a morbidly obese woman pick up your take out food because they never forget anythin! Sauce, salt\pepper, napkins, drinks side of taters, got it.
“Never, ever mess with a morbidly obese woman around food!”
If you are in decent shape yourself, you could easily outrun this herd of slow walruses. I hope they are caught.