[NutsOnYew]

This is in recognition of Phil Mickleson (like him) and Tiger Woods (don't like him) facing off for $10 million.

Golfing is not my forte,

The holes seem so long when I play,

But I'm always quite keen,

To reach hole nineteen,

Drinking vodka is my true metier.

[left that other site]

That nineteenth hole is a doozie.

Big water hazard there. (”Vodka” is Russian for “little water”)