I think the note was cute, with a list of everything they scarfed down, out of concern for the roaming vacuum cleaners.
I had a lab puppy beak out of our deck by chewing through the railing supports. He also ate out neighbors dress shoes when they were visiting leaving only the nails (was in the 60’s). He used to eat whole loaves of bread if it was left out on the counter. Our neighbor had a Bosch Pear tree and he would eat all he could find on the ground. He also ate green tomatoes in the garden, etc.
I will say the only thing he wouldn’t eat was the waterfowl we shot, that he like cleaned and cooked :)