That’s an idea. No actual cuddly koalas were harmed in this sex act. Ok. As good an answer as any.
One horrible night years ago, I was surfing the web looking at dog breeders. Somehow my quick skipping around landed me on a Dog Lover site which opened to a true confession letter, a man writing about when he came out to his best friends. He went to dinner at their home, a couple, and he started by saying. “Well, you know how close I am to Lassie, and how she sleeps with me and everything?” I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. It was as bad and as vomitous as you imagine. It’s been at least 10 years and I haven’t gotten over it yet.
God help us all.