[righttackle44]

Honest, folks, I tried to see if this was satire, but I can't verify that it is. So Obama decided it was okay to give these guys nuclear material. Bible prophecy says that the area of Iran where their nuke facilities are will one day be blown apart. (Jeremiah 49:34–39) Thus the lauaghable the state-of-the-art of Iranian science.

[faithhopecharity]

those Yids are super-clever, aren’t they?
ha ha ha

(actually, Jerusalem has offered Tehran all of Israel’s very advanced and successful water technology...for free...
how to desalinate, how to reclaim, how to grow crops with a tenth of the normal H2O..... but the IslamoNazi dictators in Iran turned Jerusalem’s offer down flat.... apparently they’d prefer their countrymen to die of thirst instead.)

[snarkytart]

Hey (hey), you (you) get off of my cloud.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Click The Pic

[Mark17]

It’s either satire, or that dude is the dumbest idiot in the world. The Israelis should tell them, they are not stealing their clouds, but they surely WOULD, if they could. 😊

[Jim Robinson]

God likes them the best.

[logi_cal869]

God works in mysterious ways...

[Fungi]

Really? Iranians are stupid enough to believe this, and Israelis are smart enough to do it. It is the premise—stupid muslims against the true religion. “Go figure.”

[Pontiac]

Honest, folks, I tried to see if this was satire, but I can't verify that it is.

The Iranians believe that the Twelfth Imam is going to crawl out of a well and end the world. And they think this is a good thing!

So why wouldn’t they believe that Israelis steal rain clouds.

[rktman]

To make your garden grow.

[o-n-money]

Could Israel have Cheney’s weather machine?

[right way right]

God can turn Iran into a dust bowl if he so chooses.
Want the drought to stop? Stop threatening his people.

[rawcatslyentist]

These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.

[KittyKares]

How do you steal a cloud anyway? With a giant vacuum cleaner?

[metmom]

Sounds like the old days of us accusing the Russians of controlling the weather.

[Bob434]

better be careful iran- Israel might just steal your air molecules too

[Zack Attack]

“aka, stealing the country’s clouds.”

Everything is stored in the cloud these days. Is this like data theft?

[KavMan]

[Gen.Blather]

When I was in college in the late seventies there were about fifty Iranians in school with us. Talking to them was a bizarre experience. They believed in magic, having no sense of cause and effect. One of their “leaders” a humorless and sincere fellow, was invited to address our senior seminar. He earnestly explained to us that the CIA controlled the Shah’s secret police, the weather, the newspapers, the outcome of soccer matches...the list was endless. I glanced around the table at the other attendees. We were all stuck dumb by the sincere but absurdness of his claims. He wasn’t a traditional tinfoil hat homeless man. He had been raised in a wealthy home but in a culture that is still in the ninth century. If you read about how people in those times thought, it was nearly identical as those people had no knowledge about how the world worked. At the time, fights occurred over the issue of how many angels could git on the head of a pin. Now, anything they’d care to know is readily available, but they are culturally unable to learn anything past the dogma of their religion.

[Flick Lives]

Clouds have electrolytes. It’s got what plants crave.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Truth be told Iran has stealing Israel’s dumbass for years.