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Show me the way to go home.
1 posted on 07/03/2018 8:09:43 AM PDT by KosmicKitty
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To: KosmicKitty

So a topless woman on a stolen excavator crashes through a fence and all the headline writer can think of is “Woman crashes vehicle through fence in Great Falls?”


2 posted on 07/03/2018 8:12:21 AM PDT by cyclotic ( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)
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To: KosmicKitty

TTIUWOP


5 posted on 07/03/2018 8:27:54 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (A progressive liberalsÂ’ happiness is built on systemic contingencies, which they will then seek to)
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They say this CAT Shaft is a bad mother....

(Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft...

(then we can dig it)

6 posted on 07/03/2018 8:28:21 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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To: KosmicKitty

Drunk


10 posted on 07/03/2018 8:33:03 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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According to Broxholm: "Woke up to the sound of crunching thinking someone was doing yard work until we hear people yelling, looked out the window and saw this, on and smashing its way in. She then proceeded to climb into her window above us and get clothes."

When English is your second language.

11 posted on 07/03/2018 8:34:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: KosmicKitty

“Show me the way to go home.”

Exactly. There just has to be a significant amount of alcohol involved. She’s lucky she didn’t kill herself or someone else.


12 posted on 07/03/2018 8:35:19 AM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: KosmicKitty

Was this in front of the building or was she a back-ho ?


16 posted on 07/03/2018 8:48:54 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Respect the law, enforce the law, improve the law -- and encourage leftists to meditate 24/7/365)
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To: KosmicKitty

she was driving an EXCAVATOR ??? Was it a komatsu or little Bobcat excavator ? Where would she get an excavator ? Was she digging trenches or somethin’ ?
I always wanted to operate a Bobcat. Think it would be cool.


17 posted on 07/03/2018 9:15:36 AM PDT by ghostkatz (catslivesmatter....all 9 of them)
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To: KosmicKitty

she was driving an EXCAVATOR ??? Was it a komatsu or little Bobcat excavator ? Where would she get an excavator ? Was she digging trenches or somethin’ ?
I always wanted to operate a Bobcat. Think it would be cool.


18 posted on 07/03/2018 9:16:37 AM PDT by ghostkatz (catslivesmatter....all 9 of them)
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