I know Laz.
Laz is friend of mine.
Lazy would need a bigger hole.
I knew a guy like that. He’s dead now. Went to the college with him. Military school, so everyone basically showered together.
Tripod.
He had trouble dating. Not joking. Too beau coup.
File that under ‘be careful what you wish for’.
He wasn’t in my company, so I never had to shower with it. The guys in his company used to complain it was like showering with two people next to them.
He wasn’t the brightest bulb on the tree, though he managed to make it into the Academy. Some people are like that - Long in one suit, but short in trump.