Reminds me of the story about the farmer and his pig. Traveling salesman is at farmer’s house and sees this pig wandering around the house. Farmer tells him it is the family pig. Farmer tells him long story of how the pig saved the family from a fire, how it saved his kid from drowning in the swamp, etc.
Salesman wants to know why the pig only has three legs.
Farmers says, “You don’t eat a valuable pig like that all at once.”
LOL, I love that joke...I told it to an animal rights person I used to work with, and how she glared at me!