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octopus - who correctly predicted every outcome of Japan's World Cup group matches - ... eaten
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| 2 July 2018
Posted on 07/02/2018 12:20:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: MNDude
Fight back! Don't be a victim!!!
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posted on
07/02/2018 12:56:36 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
To: UCANSEE2
LOL, I love that joke...I told it to an animal rights person I used to work with, and how she glared at me!
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posted on
07/02/2018 12:57:20 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
To: BenLurkin
Back in the 70s I worked with a guy who met his wife in Japan during the Korean War. They used to go fishing in the Gulf just about every weekend.
They would often catch small Octopi which she loved. One day I was visiting them and they asked me to stay for lunch. One of the items was Southern Fried Chicken which tasted pretty much like my Mother used to make.
The big difference was she had taken out all the bones.
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posted on
07/02/2018 12:59:46 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: BenLurkin
I’m fresh out of cephalopod jokes.
To: rlmorel
This gif doesn’t dhow it, but the cat won. Quite simply.
It would have eaten it if the human hadn’t intervened.
http://youtu.be/nlN4oPNcjd0
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posted on
07/02/2018 1:05:07 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: MrEdd
I prefer squid. Calimari Fra diavo over linguine.
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posted on
07/02/2018 1:09:32 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: I want the USA back
It does not have a brain big enough to have an idea about anything Captain Nemo might disagree with you.
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posted on
07/02/2018 1:11:51 PM PDT
by
Bedford Forrest
(Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
To: I want the USA back
Octopi are as smart as a dog if not more so but as for prophesy they make ugly little oracles.
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posted on
07/02/2018 1:14:50 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: PlateOfShrimp
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posted on
07/02/2018 1:15:59 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: ifinnegan
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posted on
07/02/2018 2:12:11 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
To: BenLurkin
Old saying from the Sea of Japan, “Sometimes the octopus eats you, sometimes you eat the octopus!”
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posted on
07/02/2018 2:45:03 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: BenLurkin
Wagering on an octopus is a sucker bet.
To: BenLurkin
octopus - who correctly predicted every outcome of Japan's World Cup group matches - ... eaten....well, he should have said something - oh wait - that was a talking parrot - never mind.....
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
07/02/2018 3:12:33 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: dfwgator
Japan suffers the same fate as the octopus.
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posted on
07/02/2018 3:21:07 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: BenLurkin
Octopi would have inherited the earth with their intelligence, but they dont live long enough to teach their young.
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posted on
07/02/2018 3:36:31 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: BenLurkin
They don’t live very long ... 2 - 3 years
Might as well eat it, doubt it if it changes any outcome of any game of chance or if it cared that it was consumed upon reaching Ocean Temperature.
Octopus are really amazing creatures and they taste really good!
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posted on
07/02/2018 3:39:55 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead!)
To: MrEdd
*** “That said, the Koreans and Italians cook octopus better” ***
Best Octopus I ever had was in Lorraine, France.
Heck... Best Bread and Butter I have ever tasted was in Lorraine, France.
Breakfast there was AMAZING and I am talking about a French Military Chow Hall (I would get up Very Early to be there when they opened)
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posted on
07/02/2018 3:50:05 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead!)
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