If the Earth isn’t cubic in shape, then why is the volume of the Earth measured in CUBIC meters?
None of these round earthers have ever been able to answer that question satisfactorily.
Ooh, ooh, I know the answer to that one:
It's because the Metric System is a Communist plot, right?
(How many points do I get for getting the right answer?)
Ding ding ding we have a winner!