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1 posted on 06/28/2018 6:15:50 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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“I thought some older man had died and left a Barry’s Most Depressing Hits CD on repeat,”

Now that's funny.

2 posted on 06/28/2018 6:17:01 PM PDT by dirtboy
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Weekend In New England can make me want to reach for my MAC 10.
3 posted on 06/28/2018 6:17:22 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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I write the songs that make the homeless flee...


4 posted on 06/28/2018 6:18:54 PM PDT by irishjuggler
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Somehow, on first glance, I thought it said

Rite Aids are blasting Barry Manilow tunes to deter vagrants vegans

6 posted on 06/28/2018 6:19:41 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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Some years back the 7-11s in our area used to play Mozart and Chopin on their outside speakers. It did keep loitering around the pay telephone down.


8 posted on 06/28/2018 6:20:22 PM PDT by Bull Snipe
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I would have gone with Yoko Ono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68


9 posted on 06/28/2018 6:20:26 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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Amatuers. I play Hillary speeches. Homeless avoid my store within a ten block radius


10 posted on 06/28/2018 6:20:32 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Vox populi, vox dei)
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“Panhandler”?
“Vagrants”?

What in the world? How cruel and heartless. They are the “housing challenged” or the “temporarily unhoused.”

Next thing you know they’ll be calling them “bums.”


12 posted on 06/28/2018 6:23:12 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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8th amendment

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted
13 posted on 06/28/2018 6:23:23 PM PDT by FewsOrange
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I never forgave him for “Could This Be Magic.” He took a 12 bar Chopin prelude and turned it into 9 minutes of sheer agony.


14 posted on 06/28/2018 6:24:04 PM PDT by Publius
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That would do it.


15 posted on 06/28/2018 6:24:13 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Vagrants?

Hell—I won’t go in the place if they’re playing Barely Manenough.


16 posted on 06/28/2018 6:25:02 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Hey, Rocky--Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!)
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To quickly get rid of vagrants, they ought to play this one--or this one--or even this one.
18 posted on 06/28/2018 6:25:42 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Hahaha


19 posted on 06/28/2018 6:26:12 PM PDT by Trillian
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Now, it’s time for 99 Luftballoons!
The German version, to be followed by “The Unicorn by The Irish Rovers, to be followed by The National Anthem done on Harmonica, Spoons and Coconut shells.


21 posted on 06/28/2018 6:27:18 PM PDT by lee martell
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“It’s a Small World After All”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-l12THfU2Q


25 posted on 06/28/2018 6:31:04 PM PDT by Bobalu (12 diet Cokes and a fried chicken...)
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Awesome!

I’d play Thriller by Michael Jackson....


36 posted on 06/28/2018 6:37:32 PM PDT by Professional
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Looks Like We Made It!


38 posted on 06/28/2018 6:39:00 PM PDT by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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It would keep me away and Im not a millenial, loiterer, vagrant, or migrant.


41 posted on 06/28/2018 6:42:09 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Rite Aid would be better off playing the clip of Hillary saying “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead” on a loop. It would drive me away.


45 posted on 06/28/2018 6:52:17 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (It's Ok to be white.)
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