Surveys are themselves a subset of Fake News.
Primarily an excuse for writing an publishing lines of filler blather.
Indeed, which is what makes this so funny.
The fake media concocts fake polls to manipulate and deceive the masses. Well now here come a poll that says... and people have been trained by said media to be fooled by polls so...
Oh wait, it's not supposed to work like that.
It's all going so horribly wrong. They don't know what hit them.
Not enough popcorn.