Wait...
This cannot possibly be happening. AL Gore told me that SS was in a “Lock Box”, and did not need to be saved. The media told me that anyone daring to question that was a hater of OLD PEOPLE!.
What do I do now?

Reminds me of the time when elRushbo facetiously bragged about getting his Mom a can opener for Mothers Day for the cans of dog food she would be living on when SS went broke. Fmr Sen Pat Murray from CO. who made Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee look like Rhodes Scholars actually thought he was serious and made an ass of herself bringing it on the Senate floor.
Wait...
This cannot possibly be happening. AL Gore told me that SS was in a Lock Box, and did not need to be saved. The media told me that anyone daring to question that was a hater of OLD PEOPLE!.
What do I do now?
Dumb and Dumber has the lock box. The briefcase of IOUs.
That right there is better than cash.