islamist crazy driving I bet.
Bus of peace?
I’m going with Mormon. The media tells me they like to strap living beings to cars, so that’s likely the culprit.
The Driver was distracted after listening to latest country music sensational song:
Allah Take the Wheel
He was driving last Friday on his way from Jumu’ah
On a warm Spring Rammadan Eve
Wasn’t going home to his Mama or his Daddy with an AR in the backseat
Truck rented from Home Depot, he was carrying out his scheme
He’d hated those kaffir
He had ideas on his mind and too horrible to mention
He was going way to fast
Before he knew it he was aiming for the people who just got out of good friday mass
He saw their lives flash before their eyes
They didn’t even have time to cry
They were sooo scared
As they scattered in horriffic fear
Allah take the wheel
Take it from my hands
‘Cause I can’t kill kaffirs all on my own
Imma let it go
So give me 72 virgins in paradise
Kill the infidels on this road I’m on
Allah take the wheel