A FROG!
“Frogs, frogs, marching through the night...”
(Red Skelton)
I collect frogs, but not the living ones. I would have been “Frog Lady” on FR, but “Monkey Face” was chosen for me way back in ‘91. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it! ;o]
It may be just as well, otherwise online doofuses like me would be asking if the way you got the name Frog Lady was a ribetting account.