[Cboldt]

-- The analysis following that is bizarre. --

Just like the rest of the analysis in the report. Obvious bias, then the analyst claims there was no evidence of bias. Gaslighting garbage.

       November 9, 2016: The day after the presidential election, on November
9, 2016, Page sent the following text message to Strzok: "Are you even going to
give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first
meeting of the secret society." We asked Page about this message. Page stated   
that the "calendars" referenced in this text message were "funny and snarky"
calendars of Russian President Vladimir Putin in different poses, such as "holding a
kitten." Page told us that Strzok had previously purchased these calendars as "dark
gallows humor." Page stated that the reference to the "secret society" was also a
"dark sort of" humor about Trump winning the election and concerns she and
Strzok had about Trump. Page continued:

      And so, we somewhat with dark humor, but also somewhat, you know,
      with real concern as, of course, our Director actually gets fired, talk
      about, like, well, when he shuts down the, when he finds out about the
      investigation and shuts down the FBI, you know, we'll form a secret
      society so we can like continue the investigation. So that's just, that's
      obviously not real. I mean, that's just us being, you know, sort of
      snarky. But that's a, that's a joke. I mean, a reflection of that sort of
      joke.

[meadsjn]

And so, we somewhat with dark humor, but also somewhat, you know, with real concern as, of course, our Director actually gets fired, talk about, like, well, when he shuts down the, when he finds out about the investigation and shuts down the FBI, you know, we'll form a secret society so we can like continue the investigation. So that's just, that's obviously not real. I mean, that's just us being, you know, sort of snarky. But that's a, that's a joke. I mean, a reflection of that sort of joke.

I think, between all the valley girl talk, she actually spilled the beans. Why would she be "concerned" about such things if they were not well deserved?

[lyby]

(Lisa) Page continued:

And so, we somewhat with dark humor, but also somewhat, you know, with real concern as, of course, our Director actually gets fired, talk about, like, well, when he shuts down the, when he finds out about the investigation and shuts down the FBI, you know, we’ll form a secret society so we can like continue the investigation. So that’s just, that’s obviously not real. I mean, that’s just us being, you know, sort of snarky. But that’s a, that’s a joke. I mean, a reflection of that sort of joke.
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These responses were actually spewed from a (supposed) college-educated individual actually hired/employed by the FBI?! OMG(osh). I teach 7th-graders who have better speaking/thinking skills than she.