Hey, ealgeone, here is your story. Great book, movie or TV script.
The characters are a bumbling crusty-but-benign FBI agent who's always getting heat from his incompetent AG; a lonely female desk jockey who sends love twitters to our hero all day; an accident prone IT technician who is computer illiterate and can't tell the difference between a SCIF and a jar of Jif; an aging weed-smoking, ex-hippie Capitol Police detective who sees Russians everywhere (even in his sleep); a hypochondriac CIA operative with 9 children and a domineerng wife is assigned to infiltrate the FBI; and a clueless, sex-crazed blonde bimbo TV anchor who can't get past 10am break without some "action" and has a crush on the AG. A madcap, non-stop romp through the halls of DC's intel community.
A 12 part mini-series for sure maybe even HBO.
Now That Is A Movie I would Love to spend Money to Buy a Ticket ...
But , you may also need to include “TROPIC THUNDER” ...
Dumb & Dumber Meet Tropic Thunder at Zero Dark Thirty .
Because seeing Jim Carrey get his butt whooped by Robert Downey Jr. wearing black face is worth the price of admission.
Casting * please ask Roseanne Barr if she would like to handle the part of Hillary Clinton we have a notion she can nail that part.
We are thinking DeNiro is just right as Muelller.
For Donald Trump, we have already been contacted by Jon Voight.