The jokes almost write themselves.
Okay; I’ll pay 2 pelts for a taste.
“I’ll pay 2 pelts for a taste.”
Thanks for the flashback. 20+ years ago, after I divorced, the first girlfriend I had was high up on the hot/crazy matrix.
She decided to give herself a Brazilian and covered the entire pelt with wax then attempted to strip it all off in one yank.
The ensuing scream was blood curdling.
I gut laughed until I cried.