[bagster]

You want to reduce suicides, put the Clintons in solitary confinement, no chance of parole.

Dude, you beat me to it. But I'm afraid your solution won't work. It's best we put both of them out of our misery once and for all. The Mexican mafia runs street gangs from prison.

Bagster

[ReaganGeneration2]

My first thought too. The number of two-shots-to-the-back-of-the-head suicides reduces to zero.