Old Soviet joke:
Deputy Commissar: Our Moscow strip club for foreigners has failed.
Commissar: What happened? Was the food bad?
Deputy Commissar: No. We served the best food available.
Commissar: Then was it the liquor?
Deputy Commissar: No. We served the best vodka available.
Commissar: Then it had to be the dancers.
Deputy Commissar: The dancers were the least of our worries. All of them were good party members for at least 50 years.
LOL