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USGS Warning: Do Not Try To Roast Marshmallows Over Erupting Hawaii Volcano
CBS ^
| May 29, 2018 at 3:42 pm
| Staff
Posted on 05/29/2018 12:50:25 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
41
posted on
05/29/2018 1:58:40 PM PDT
by
pabianice
(LINE)
To: Red Badger
.... And dont wear KKK sheets to a Jessie Jackson cookout.
To: Red Badger
All because of no virgins.
To: TruthWillWin
Being in Florida, we don’t see a lot of snowplows....................
44
posted on
05/29/2018 2:06:14 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: mc5cents
And you dont pull on supermans cape, you dont spit into the wind, you dont pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and you DONT mess around with JIM! You could add Chuck (Norris) to this as well.
45
posted on
05/29/2018 2:07:14 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: Red Badger
After careful microsecond thought...
...I’m all for dropping leaflets over the islands advertising weeny and marshmallow roasts over the hot lava.
“let the herd cull itself”
46
posted on
05/29/2018 2:10:04 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus-)
To: Red Badger
Well now hold on...that stone moves slow,,,ya might could get a good toasting in with a long enuff stick.
47
posted on
05/29/2018 2:26:19 PM PDT
by
Adder
(Mr. Franklin: We are trying to get the Republic back!)
To: Red Badger
Sounds like an upcoming episode of “The Darwin Awards”
48
posted on
05/29/2018 2:35:54 PM PDT
by
elbook
To: Red Badger; Constitution Day
To: elbook
This may be a special award all by itself!....................
50
posted on
05/29/2018 2:41:53 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Red Badger
What about the old adage: If life gives you lava, then make s’mores.
51
posted on
05/29/2018 2:46:15 PM PDT
by
bkopto
To: bkopto
If life gives you lava, then make soap.....................
52
posted on
05/29/2018 2:51:25 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: gubamyster
Or pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
53
posted on
05/29/2018 3:29:44 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: TruthWillWin

Dangerous how exactly? Zombies? Should I stop here and turn back?
54
posted on
05/29/2018 3:33:43 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Ken H
55
posted on
05/29/2018 4:31:17 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)
To: Red Badger
The Tide Pod Generation needed the warning.
56
posted on
05/29/2018 6:28:30 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: Pearls Before Swine
“That would be a pants on fire moment.”
Except this one burns up through your feet first.
57
posted on
05/29/2018 6:58:21 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: Red Badger
...or drive around with a tiger in your car......but you can be happy.......
Roger Miller fan from way back....dang me....
58
posted on
05/30/2018 2:53:19 AM PDT
by
trebb
(I stopped picking on the mentally ill hypocrite<i> Yet anoths who pose as conservatives...mostly ;-})
To: Constitution Day; Red Badger; Rebelbase
Red Badger is right but I’ve got it figured out. Wrap the whole pig in heavy duty foil, throw it in the lava flow, and fish it out about 10 hours later. No problemo.
59
posted on
05/30/2018 4:31:13 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
To: Tijeras_Slim
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