It always cracked me up how DemonRat candidates were always trying to portray themselves as athletic and into manly activities during their campaigns. It was obvious Kerry had no idea how to even hold a shotgun and he looked like an idiot in a wetsuit. We all know how Buttcrack Hussein looked on a bike. Whatever they showed Gore doing, the speech from Caddyshack always came in to my head, “It’s easy to grin, when your ship comes in...”
I remember Algore during his campaign trying to be the alpha male after that coaching he got from that woman. He had managed to lose a few pounds and got himself squeezed in a pair of skin tight jeans. I suppose we were supposed to think he was studly but to me he just looked like he was about to split the seams of his pants. Trying too hard didn’t work.
