Just curious, why are Freepers lousy boaters? Did I miss a Freeper excursion? I feel like I missed out on a good time.
We're demonstrably terrible boaters due to our lousy safety record. A shockingly high percentage of us have suffered significant financial loss in boating accidents when our lawfully purchased and lovingly maintained firearms were lost in tragic mishaps on the water. Why, it was such a wrenching experience for me I still purchase ammo for my lost firearms - just because to stop purchasing it would be like finally admitting they're gone.