Some of his other gems:
No one likes a rat.
You can't snow the snow-man
Give you?, I'll give you a * magaga-bag.
The only job you're qualified for is drilling a**holes on wooden horses.
And he somehow managed to keep a running, mental tab for all four of us and would run off the bill for getting us to that point.
* 10lbs of s**t in a 5lb bag
Another was - I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
If a parent said that today, CPS and SWAT would be on their doorstep within the hour.