“There were far,far,far,*far* fewer ways to get into trouble when I was a kid than there are today.”
Eat circus peanuts, and strawberry Quik, then get directly on a Sit & Spin for as long as you can. See if you don’t puke. That was our childhood.
I guess I was a bit more of a rebel than you.Our crimes involved cigarettes (the tobacco kind),firecrackers (loud noises but no damage) and racy magazines (but no harm to any of the girls/women in the neighborhood).
“Eat circus peanuts...”
Ummmmmm, circus peanuts...