We had a neighbor who was perpetually drunk and cut his grass by flashlight.
At least he used a mower, and not a pair of scissors like some acid-dropper in the 60s.
The guy that dumps the black tank on our boat built his own floating platform out of oil barrels. On it he has a white plastic chair, a rainbow colored patio umbrella, a stuffed parrot, and a bottle of Captain Morgan’s. You can see him coming from a long way away. Lol