I did, too. I can’t imagine being stopped by police and their weapons aiming at me....ancient me might just bend down and grab my ankle holster and shoot between my legs. Ha, ha. ha ha. (Will this statement be taken seriously? Good grief...I hope not. IT IS MADE IN JEST!!)
No, you would be in serious trouble. The newly formed BUREAU OF HUMOR would judge your “jest” as a “Threatening statement” and you would be indicted and then tried.
When found GUILTY, you’d be sentenced to 120 days confinement listening to only Maxine Waters on the TV in your cell.
If you can joke about it, you have thought about it.
Expect to be taken seriously in such statements and be prepared for a serious response from the "others". That's just part of the deal. Play on.