I've had a problem with aerobatics on the shuttle train. One day they'll kill somebody with a shot to the head if they haven't done it already. Cops never around when you need them.
I wish they'd bring back Miss Subways and dump the sex toys.
Well, you're KIND of in luck...
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BTW, gee I'm glad I didn't use the subway last time I was in the city. Yikes.