It just touched me to hear about Humblegunner laying out his mentally ill relatives on the front lawn to show them off during parades. I imagined how splendid that must be for the poor little guys, as they waved the little American flags that HG taped to their hands.
I'm a sentimental guy with a soft heart like that.
It is indeed pretty touching, but honestly it's the aunts and cousins that actually lay them out.
I mostly just show up to get a plate of chicken and potato salad.
I imagined how splendid that must be for the poor little guys, as they waved the little American flags that HG taped to their hands.
That doesn't work well so we switched to Gorilla Glue and rubber bands.
Humblegunner
The Lesser Orajel