“He married into an Aikido dojo for free lessons and then divorced her as soon as Hollywood came calling.”
Otherwise, thanks guys for the hilarious thread, especially about his short legs.
>I’m sure he married her for more than just free Aikido lessons (wink, wink) and divorced her for more than...
>Otherwise, thanks guys for the hilarious thread, especially about his short legs.
Even worse than that, he showed up to his daughter’s movie debut (some Gamera movie) unannounced after 15 years of not seeing her and lovingly told her, “If I was your age, I’d totally be attracted to you” or some such nonsense.