Mine tried to jump out of the car at 50mph.
Another time lit herself on fire while cooking.
Redhead...above the Crazy Line.
Roger that. I dated one ginger in college and while she was a knockout and a tigress after lights were out, she was definitely above the crazy line as well. 10 looks and 11 crazy. Jealous as all get-out.
She met a blonde gal who was only a friend of mine -- never romantic -- but when the ginger had 5 minutes alone with her she scared the livin bejeezus out of the blondie. Told her to say away from me, that we were engaged and already shopping for rings, etc. etc.
I didn't break up until the end of the year when we graduated -- I liked the other benefits too much -- but I knew for certain that it would be over come June.