First picture. There’s crazy in those eyes.
Crazy seems like a rush at first, but when she shows up on your front lawn at 0200, bathed in the light of the full moon, dressed only in hastily torn down curtains, spinning like a whiling dervish, screaming incomprehensibly, waking up your neighbors, wife and children, you’ll think differently.
Or so I’ve heard.
Is that before or after the dead rabbit and the attempted arson?
“Or so I’ve heard.”
Hahaha!
When she accuses you of being a servant of Satan...
Lol!
*cough*
“...Crazy seems like a rush at first, but when she shows up on your front lawn at 0200, bathed in the light of the full moon, dressed only in hastily torn down curtains, spinning like a whiling dervish,...”
All you need to add is: “arms akimbo..”