Posted on 05/07/2018 10:38:52 AM PDT by Signalman
Nobody asked you to
According to you
He likes em
You don’t
Who cares?
“Anyone know the cost of 30,000 Big Mac’s?”
You’d have to figure the cost increases over the 46 years. That could take a little time. Best order in some Big Macs - you’ll probably get hungry!
Agreed.
Ate there last week. I threw away most of the food, and vowed to never go back.
Well, at least constipation is not his problem.
That is easy, because a Big Mac is a salad sandwich. let me explain:
Lettuce= Well lettuce. Pretty common in a salad
Cheese= Also common in a salad
Pickles/Onions= Extra vegies for the salad
Beef patties= Meat in a salad? Again, pretty common.
Special Sauce= We all know it is 1000 Island.
Sesame Seed Bun= Another word for crouton.
So translation. Lettuce, vegies, cheese, croutons, meat, and 1000 Island dressing. If that ain't a salad, nothing is. Guy has been eating salad for 4o years, no wonder he is healthy.
Anyone know the cost of 30,000 Big Mac’s?
That’s tough. Depends on when he bought them. They use to have two for two bucks all the time. But sadly, those days are gone. Now they have them for two for five bucks. Damn $15 minimum wage.
Yea, I know,I just beat up on McDonald’s (and Wal-Mart) to feel important
Why do I imagine that this guy doesn’t smell great???
$120,000....thereabouts.
Thats where they invented the plastic food machine!
Its been three years since my last gut boulder. I'll starve to death before I eat there again. Disregarding any muslem threats of my death at a McDonald's in which case I will expressly demand BACON!)
I have a theory about McDonald’s, that is, everything they make is all one thing, and in the back they have this big vat full of this stuff, these little molds combining, like SPLURT ‘Hamburger!’ SPLURT ‘Malt!’ SPLURT ‘Paper box!’ SPLURT ‘Here’s your change!’
- Steve Martin
The cost is “your life”.
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