a woman walks into a pawn shop with a huge diamond. The man at the pawn shop it says “that is a beautiful daimond, may I ask where you got it? “
“Oh, a sweet guy I just met last night gave it to me,” she replies. “What is it worth?”
After examining it for a minute, the man says “I am sorry, this is not a real diamond, it is glass.”
“Oh my gosh! Call the police! I was just raped last night” She screams
Probably quite accurate.