Dear Bagster Gazette:
I just love how $~~~THE BAGSTER GAZETTE~~~$ does not accept advertising! I don’t have to wade through pizza coupons and “Franklin Mint” ads when I want to find out the latest Q info.
I am writing to apologize for providing a key piece of information to your reporter when I was interviewed. I incorrectly identified Cletus as the originator of the keystone theory when in fact it was greeneyes. I apologize for the error.
In my own defense, I will say that I found it highly distracting to be interviewed by a reporter while said reporter was applying a baseball bat to members of an attacking mob of anti-Q-zombies. Their screaming moans I barely understood - something about “kid in a basement” over and over! It was deafening. While the reporter seemed to think it was just another day at work, I found it almost impossible to think or speak and thus, my error.
Sincerely
rnote
We can talk settlement at that time.
My client is Greeneyes.
Bagster
Editor in Chief of the Bagster Gazette and Attorney at Law.
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Diddy, Scrooum, and Howe.