[Wneighbor]

Letter To The Editor
The Bagster Gazette

Mr. Bagster-o-the-Red-Pill Sir,

Qnce again you have entertained while informing on both the intensely meaningful and minutely trivial. Thank you for keeping us updated as to the qourse of the day.
What Quintessential venue of delight.

P.S. This reader is Quantumly (probably not a real word but it’ll do) dispirited to have missed the grisly warfare on other threads of unQbelief. Another Q day perhaps.

[bagster]

Hahahahahaha, W. A very excellent letter to the editor. ThankQ for your kind and clever words, goodlady. (it is lady right? I'm wrong almost 188% of the time.

Bagster