“Just pour 91% rubbing alcohol into your ear.”
LOL. I honestly don’t know if that would work but my first thought was it is not surprising you’re deaf.
Pour a pint of Jim Beam in your ear. When the a$$hole comes out to start a fight hit it with a hammer. Then drink another pint of Beam and brag how you kicked a rouge bugs a$$. No booze you loose. I have cures for other bugs but probably not apporiate for this forum. Just sayin.