[bagster]

Pssst...bagster...your Q-baby is ugly!

When is Bagster going to see the baby.

I saw bagster’s assholery

My assholery is second to none.

Couldn’t jump in at the time.

Well, you're here to save the day now, Dudley Do-Right.

(Bagster) is an important guy

On this we can agree.

Bagster

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

"My assholery is second to none."

No, it's OK, but just above average.

Although you can be half-witty.