But you know and I know, that you savor every golden word I type. You even go out of your sweet way to seek out my words elsewhere. Nobody buys the too long/didn't read thing.
I was starting to question your heightened interest in me, for a while there. And then it was pointed out to me that you are a female and it all came clear.
Sometimes it takes me a while to notice when simple awe and admiration becomes something else. I honestly can't blame you, Fantasywriter. I have had this problem my entire life. All manner of animal, mineral, and vegetable longs to be close to me. I no longer wonder why birds suddenly appear every time I am near.
It is a burden I have learned to bear. You are not the first, nor will you be the last. As I write this, I sense that another of my admirers has shown up. I shall address him shortly. At least he is an opponent of some worth. Humblegunner and I go way back.
Anyway, Fantasywriter. Since I know you have read thus far, I will now pat you on the head and leave you alone. I don't wanna break your tender heart.
Too long/DID read. I know. :)
Bagster