[C19fan]

So I guess the potato peeler had pistol grip.

[BenLurkin]

Peelers Poach Peeler Packing Perp

[rightwingintelligentsia]

They’re concerned about the recent uptick of mass peelings.

[G Larry]

See....

If had been carrying a concealed .45 he wouldn’t have this problem....

Because is was CONCEALED!!!

[Liaison]

Of course the barrister will not be allowed to advance an appeal

[GingisK]

Would they treat an Irishman the same?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Gone are the days when a Scotsman could carry a small dirk everywhere.

[caddie]

Goodbye Mr. Chips

[DannyTN]

It’s the Irish that grow potatoes. What was he thinking!!!

[SgtHooper]

That insanity is already here, in the sh!thole city of Philadelphia, PA.

§10-820. Cutting Weapons in Public Places. [180]
(1) Definition.

Cutting Weapon. Any knife or other cutting instrument which can be used as a weapon that has a cutting edge similar to that of a knife. No tool or instrument commonly or ordinarily used in a trade, profession or calling shall be considered a cutting weapon while actually being used in the active exercise of that trade, profession or calling.

(2) Prohibited Conduct. No person shall use or possess any cutting weapon upon the public streets or upon any public property at any time.

(3) Penalty. The penalty for violation of this section shall be a fine of not less than three hundred (300) dollars and imprisonment of not less than ninety days.

[Zathras]

Now if it was a banana, we know how to deal with that!

[redcatcherb412]

The UK is rapidly degrading back to the age where people will revert to animal skin clothes, clubs and sharp pointed sticks. Talk about backwards pedaling at light speed.

[liberalh8ter]

You know where else you can’t have a shank? Yeah, the parallels are before us.