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Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’
‘Yes What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ‘bout my new neighbor ....He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his movin’ boxes! Don’t quite know how much he has , but he’s hidin’ it there, I heard him talkin’ on his cell phone.’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
That evening, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on house. They search the place where the all the boxes are. Using box cutters, they bust open every box and haul all the boxes from the moving van into the house and open them too, but they find no marijuana. They help arrange all the belongings and furniture as a consolation, apologize, and leave.
Shortly, the door bell rings .
‘Howdy neighbor! My name is Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they you finish up moving and unpacking?’
‘Why yes they did!’
‘Welcome to the neighborhood, buddy!’