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"I cannot stand little notes on my pillow!" he rages. "'We are all out of cornflakes, FU.' It took me three hours to figure out FU was Felix Ungar."

Confidential to Michelle Wolf:

You can be ROFL funny without being vulgar.

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"I cannot stand little notes on my pillow!" he rages. "'We are all out of cornflakes, FU.' It took me three hours to figure out FU was Felix Ungar."

That reminds of the line Matthau used, in "Out to Sea":

"Where exactly did you go to college, Gordo?"

"Oh, that's a little place called F.U."

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That line did make me laugh out loud!