[rlmorel]

LOL, your post reminded me of that old joke:

Heaven & Hell

HEAVEN is where: The police are British The chefs Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it’s all organised by the Swiss

HELL is where: The police are German The chefs are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss and it’s all organised by the Italians!!

[radu]

LOL! I haven’t seen that one in a long time.
Kinda rings true, huh?

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

A similar joke, that I think was made famous by Pierre Trudeau, though I doubt he invented it:

Poor Canada! She could have had American Know-How, British Government, and French Culture. Instead, she got British Know-How, French Government, and American Culture.

And which Mexican dictator was it who said: "Poor Meh-hee-co! So faaaaar from God! So close to the United States!" (Porfirio Diaz, perhaps?)