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“...with your wife and two small children...”
Texas answer: The kids flank him and everybody shoots him.
You are carrying a Glock 45 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Conservative [my] Answer: two rounds center mass, single tap to the brain housing group...film at eleven. God Bless America!!!!
Well, I’m a right-thinking liberal kind of guy, and if I see that I’ve got more bullets than the poor feller I figure I ought to give him some of mine. From each according to his ability to each according to his need, know what I mean?