Heaven IS run by Italians! (Not Argentinians, only Italians. And maybe a Pole here and a German there.) (And yes, I’m joking, not turning this into the religion forum.)
LOL, I can imagine Heaven being run by Poles, Kielbasa and non-stop Disco Polo.
In Heaven,
The Brits administrate.
the French cook,
the Germans do the engineering,
and the Italians are the lovers. (and maybe share cooking duty with the French...)
In Hell
The Brits cook,
the French do the engineering,
the Italians do the administration,
and the Germans are the lovers.