After the morning arrival ceremony, Melania Trump hosts Brigitte Macron on a tour at the National Gallery of Art.
MACRON: "MONSIEUR LE PRESIDENT TRUMP, DOU YOU LAK FRENCH POODLES?"
TRUMP: "YES, I LIKE YOU."
OK, NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS."
THIS IRAN DEAL, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, THAT I CAN TELL YOU!"
"YOU COMING ALONG WITH ME? OR DO I HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS MYSELF?"
"Ok, Ok, ... let's find one more ... searching white house state photos ... boing! boing! boom!"
OOPS! BLECH! %^$&*(^&**!!! SO SORRY ... ATTENTION! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 44!
OMG! She’s wearing a sheet!