If I were faced with the choice of having a prostate examination or watching a basketball game, I’d take the exam.
The good news is that most games, you only really need to watch the last two minutes.
My wife and I were given free tickets to a Seattle Supersonics game a while ago. We ended up at half court, three rows up. We left at the end of the first quarter, and only waited that long because we didn’t want to be rude.